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June 24, 2005

Recipie for LIFE

Filed under: screams — Bharat Kondeti @ 3:15 am
  1. Take 3 Liters of water
  2. Add sufficient fat to make a small bar of soap
  3. Take enough carbon to make 55 pencil leads
  4. Add Generous amounts of calcium
  5. Mix it with enough phosphorous to make 135 match stick heads
  6. Mix enough sulfur to make couple of stink bombs
  7. Extract every atom of zinc and iron from a galvanized rooftech
  8. Garnish with traces of magnesium and potassium
  9. Season it with a pinch of salt
  10. Bake in an oven at 37 degrees for 270 days

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